Universal and on our way
Universal and here to stay
we are the Universal Dorks we are the true originators universally we chat what all the geek them pray for

them a call me Mister Saturday me are the Boss DJ
me take a plane from America straight to J.A.
Mister Saturday yes upon the #1 dubplate great is great and you can't overrate me
all of the faker and the poser them hate me lord me sing say

tell them already and me tell them again this a DJ old skool coming in now with me good friend
yes we comin in hotter, yes just like the Human Torch we burn the fire non-stop
like Mr. Fantastic, me rhymes them elastic me stretch out this song pon this new slice of plastic
lord the record it a spin and me mashing up the riddim with the strength of Ben Grimm Sue Richards show Herbie the Robot out the door and make Mister Saturday join The Fantastic Four

Ensly Mogul is my name for Spacehall beats I am to blame they go in like water, come out like flames
the tracks so hot puts peppers to shame
I took a Quantum Leap to get the beat just right.
sound exploding like dynamite
though Sam and Al they skip through time but Ensly Mogul is in your mind
I'm a bolt of lightning A flash of dots 1.21 gigawatts Doc Brown gave me his DeLorean sent me through time as a historian

Doctor Who, lord yes you know who fe choose him lend Mister Saturday his telephone booth

Doc Smith, He was lost in space so Ensly Mogul took his place

Doctor Doctor McCoy it come as no surprise me join him in sickbay on the Enterprise

we travel through time bearing rhythm and rhyme through other dimensions to save mankind

We are the Universal Dorks we are the true originators universally we chat what all the geeks them pray for Whoa Hey..

looks like me haffe chat a little more chat a little more up to The Moon of Endor
when them hear this a rhyme fe the very first time the stormtrooper flee because it blow dem mind
Ensly Mogul yes him got the iron will and Mister Saturday yes me moving in fe the kill
and make the dragons fear, yes when we roll the 20 sided dice into the brand new year

combination, vexation, Mogul lord and Mister Saturday yes we gettin ready, ready to rewrite creation turn the people on to a different radio station
we got so many lyrics, yes we got them for sale
at half price fe de DJ whom lyrics gone stale
and we have a little bargin bin for all the MC's that think that them rule pon riddim

You know I'm the one who run things round the spacehall armed with a phaser and Andorian 8 Ball broadcast live through the alien airwaves back through time to The Klingon Space raves

Mister Saturday!

Like Han Solo yes lord Mr. Mogul can you hear him coming inna the area 51 with Mister Saturday we uncover what the government won't say
with Mulder yes and the one them call Scully we fight the future and we want to believe
The Smoking Man him a go rise from the grave HE TRIED TO STOP US BUT THERE AIN'T NO WAY

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